Friday, September 11th, 2009
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10:07 am
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A few job requirements listed in a junk e-mail I got today:
- to be the habitant of the USA;
- command aspiring to success;
- to have sure vital position;
I'm not really sure what "to have sure vital position" means. Any ideas? (It could be the only thing holding me back from a promising business career!)
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Tuesday, July 28th, 2009
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4:55 pm
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As a person who attempted to watch Sarah Palin's resignation speach but couldn't make it through the first two minutes, I found this video quite helpful.
Suddenly it makes sense! What would the world do without William Shatner?
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Wednesday, July 1st, 2009
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2:45 pm
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From Coca Cola's website.
"Rumor: Coca-Cola contains material making it unsuitable for vegetarians and Muslims "Our Response: None of the soft drink brands of The Coca-Cola Company contain ingredients derived from mammals or poultry. We abide by the laws and practices in every country where our brands are sold. This includes countries where Islam is the principal religion such as Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Indonesia, Malaysia, and Pakistan, whose governments have accepted our brands as suitable for consumption by members of the Muslim community."
Conclusion: OHMYGAWD COKE IS FULL OF FISH SAUCE.
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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
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2:42 pm
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"WHAT DU HAVE MAKE?!?!?" My favorite spam mail subject line in a while. What DU have make? You tell me!
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Wednesday, May 6th, 2009
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4:03 pm - 45 to go.
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2:31 pm - Ho hum
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Boss is coming in late today. I'm just waiting. Waaaaaiting. And hoping he gets in in time for me to finish all the work he'll give me before it's time to go home.
Had a tasty piece of quiche for lunch. The restaurant was called "The Edible Difference," and if any of you can explain why somebody thought that was a good name for their restaurant you get a gold star from me, man, because I'm still scratching my head.
Hey, I'm moving next week. WOW.
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Thursday, April 30th, 2009
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12:44 pm - Kame...haaameeee....
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Wait, how is it that the Dragonball movie came out already and I didn't know about it? How did they manage to not promote that movie at all whatsoever? Also, why the hell is Goku Canadian? I am so gonna watch the hell out of this stupid-ass movie as soon as I figure out what theater has low enough standards to play it. (Movie theaters, standards? Ha, this should be easy!)
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Monday, April 27th, 2009
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4:55 pm
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Hey, Free Comic Book Day is this Saturday. Hooray!
Boss left early today, so I'm taking a brief sanity break before I battle our horrible stapler some more. Stupid Rexel Giant. Swingline pwns. You know it. *shoots stapler in the face*
EDIT: Good prevailed over evil.
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Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009
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3:53 pm - Happy Earth Day
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Wednesday, April 15th, 2009
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8:58 am - The Deluxe on a Tuesday night
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Went to the Seven Shot Screamers show at Deluxe last night. It was totally great. You shoulda been there. The River City Rebels opened for them and played a great set. They've got a good sound and are really fun to watch. Their fiddler had loadsa strings hanging off of her bow after the first song from playing so hard, which is the kind of fiddling I heartily approve of. And the Seven Shot Screamers were, well, of course they were awesome! So yeah, worth staying up late on a weeknight for! (And if you get a chance to see the River City Rebels, I recommend it.)
April 15th. Did you remember to file your taxes? I sent mine yesterday because last minute is just how I do.
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Friday, April 3rd, 2009
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3:51 pm - Ranty pants
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How can deviantart suck so hard? How is it even possible? UGH. I can't really even use the site anymore.
And yet I hate to leave because I have friends on there. Boo. Hate. Angerrr.
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Friday, March 27th, 2009
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11:40 am
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This week kinda flew by for me. Tax season is eating up my liiife. Odear. Nowhere near finished with tomorrow's comic update. I'm going to be shut up in my room all night tonight with my computer. Eating craisins and candy bars and listening to Queen, most likely. You know how I do.
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Friday, March 13th, 2009
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1:32 pm - STOP RUINING THINGS U RUINER
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I get really annoyed when I see the previews for "Race to Witch Mountain." Partly it's seeing yet another crappy remake of an older film. Partly I'm tired of the Rock's face. Largely I was bothered by the overused shot of "car hits person with superpowers and is smashed in OMG." But there was something else. Some loathing I couldn't quite place. Then it hit me. It's got the boy from the travesty they called "The Seeker." That kid is out to ruin my childhood.
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Friday, March 6th, 2009
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11:15 am - Back, you!
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This morning I had a dream in which at one point I was assaulted by two men and fended them off by brandishing a unicycle. I had previously been riding the unicycle of course, so this made perfect sense.
Last night for the first time I caught a commercial for Watchmen which actually included dialog. This movie is going to be excruciating. Comes out today, doesn't it? I'm looking forward to the reviews. Not so much looking forward to seeing it, but I'm gonna. I feel compelled. (Also, Sheila will drag me to it regardless.)
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Thursday, February 26th, 2009
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4:06 pm
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Saturday, February 21st, 2009
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11:49 am - Cartoon review, y'all
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Been several months at least since I even bothered watching cartoons on a Saturday morning, so once again I believe it's time for a (brief) Saturday morning cartoon review!
So, I saw Chaotic (or is it spelled with a "k" at the end to be edgy? I can't remember) and noticed that it seems to have acquired both a plot and an animation budget since the first time I saw it. Well, good for it, I guess. One of the characters got redesigned to look like a young Vash the Stampede though, and I find that distracting. One of the other characters wants to be Jack Black. Well, that's understandable.
Also saw Huntik. The theme song for that show is straight out of 1985, you guys. It's epic. Along the lines of that old Crossfire commercial. Less badass of course, but what can live up to the greatness of the Crossfire commercial, really? I'm unnerved by how much the character Dante looks like my character Chris. Like, he's basically Chris but a little taller and with a goatee. It's eerie. Chris is waaay times cooler than Dante though and could kick his ass a million times over. Just have to keep telling myself that.
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Wednesday, February 18th, 2009
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10:27 am - Hotmail sucks
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Ugh. Hotmail finally managed to screw up their interface enough to prevent me from actually reading my e-mail. The ads show up...on top of the e-mail. I hate you hotmail.
Maybe it'll be fixed tomorrow.
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Thursday, February 12th, 2009
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8:56 am
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So, does anybody want to go to the Morrissey concert with me in April? (Pageant, Apr. 8, yo.) Anybody? Anyone? Tickets are around 40 bucks. I want to goooo. (Never seen him live.)
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Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009
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2:40 pm
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Friday, January 30th, 2009
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11:49 am - ZOMBIES
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